i was going to make a black widow joke, but then i realized i'd traumatize you for life. then i would never frown because your jokes are never funny, and i'd lose the ability to let people know i don't like them. 😊
thank god zoya is the keeper of all of your secrets. i won't even have to bribe her to get access to them. unless she decides she hates me, which would be awkward for everyone. yeah. if they were your hands. not that i need that. i want you. the specifics and the details don't matter. oh, i thought you were the worst idea when we met. you were arrogant, annoyingly charming, and you wouldn't stop talking. maybe you still are a bad idea. i should have known you were just using me for my washing machine.
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then i would never frown because your jokes are never funny, and i'd lose the ability to let people know i don't like them. 😊
thank god zoya is the keeper of all of your secrets.
i won't even have to bribe her to get access to them.
unless she decides she hates me, which would be awkward for everyone.
yeah. if they were your hands.
not that i need that. i want you. the specifics and the details don't matter.
oh, i thought you were the worst idea when we met. you were arrogant, annoyingly charming, and you wouldn't stop talking.
maybe you still are a bad idea. i should have known you were just using me for my washing machine.