nothing gained without a healthy dose of reckless experimentation. if i wasn't the experiment, i would be excited about this. normally, i love attention.
[ what do u mean he's annoying ]
i think i'd rather you put a bullet in my head than have this conversation in person. oh, wait, you're the literal type. a shot to the head would be bracing, but since you've never had the pleasure of speaking with me in person, i at least owe you that. i believe we're on the same ship? i normally know all my crew, but i keep forgetting i'm not the captain, so it's not my business. i don't think i like it. i enjoy being in everyone's business. most people enjoy it, too. having me in their business. do you want wine?
（ he's already exhausted, tbqh. is this nervous prattle a feature, or a bug? ）
I wouldn't use a bullet.
（ this is actually the manifestation of a sense of humour, if you... squint. and like your humour like you like your coffee: so black anish kapoor tries to sue you for it. ）
We are. I am in the crow's nest, if you find yourself of a mind to climb.
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if i wasn't the experiment, i would be excited about this. normally, i love attention.
[ what do u mean he's annoying ]
i think i'd rather you put a bullet in my head than have this conversation in person.
oh, wait, you're the literal type. a shot to the head would be bracing, but since you've never had the pleasure of speaking with me in person, i at least owe you that. i believe we're on the same ship? i normally know all my crew, but i keep forgetting i'm not the captain, so it's not my business.
i don't think i like it. i enjoy being in everyone's business. most people enjoy it, too. having me in their business.
do you want wine?
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I wouldn't use a bullet.
（ this is actually the manifestation of a sense of humour, if you... squint. and like your humour like you like your coffee: so black anish kapoor tries to sue you for it. ）
We are. I am in the crow's nest, if you find yourself of a mind to climb.
Bring wine if you wish. I will not partake.